BeautifullyOffended

I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.
That snake has obviously held its breath too long and just then let it all out.
I CAN’T, I’M IN LOVE HELP
(via handmadeheritage)
Some profanity I’d like to hear more often:
- “For the sake of fuck”
- “For shitting out loud”
- “For the fuck of God”
- “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
- “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
- “Fuckwad”
- “Cocktard”
- “Shitbeak”
- “Cuntsteak”
- “Dunderfuck”
Ever since the first time I saw this go around I use “For the fuck of god” and “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot” ALL THE DAMN TIME.
(via manimeshades)
there should be a word for platonic crushes
like when you want to be someone’s friend so hard
why isn’t that a thing
there is
THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION TO ME
I have a squish on many actors
wait whAT
My nickname in high school was squishy
is this why I only ever had friends in high school and maybe like 2 girlfriends??
You had friends in high school??
(Source: beaconchills)
Our BIONIC leggings in black. Both the kids have a pair they absolutely love. Get yours at Mitmunk on Etsy.
I wish my legs weren’t as chubby so I could wear these :c
You should wear them anyway because they’re rad af and you’ll look too fly <33
(via exxoskeleton)








