BeautifullyOffended



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fireandshellamari:

stunningpicture:

I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.

That snake has obviously held its breath too long and just then let it all out.

I CAN’T, I’M IN LOVE HELP

fireandshellamari:

stunningpicture:

I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.

That snake has obviously held its breath too long and just then let it all out.

I CAN’T, I’M IN LOVE HELP

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Some profanity I’d like to hear more often:

the-rogue-0f-light:

lucatastrophe:

  • “For the sake of fuck”
  • “For shitting out loud”
  • “For the fuck of God”
  • “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
  • “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
  • “Fuckwad”
  • “Cocktard”
  • “Shitbeak”
  • “Cuntsteak”
  • “Dunderfuck”

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Ever since the first time I saw this go around I use “For the fuck of god” and “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot” ALL THE DAMN TIME.

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aikodea:

here have a glass of vodka mutini

aikodea:

here have a glass of vodka mutini

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jackofallinterests:

mccoymedical:

eggsammich:

itsanearhatloki:

weepcest:

there should be a word for platonic crushes

like when you want to be someone’s friend so hard

why isn’t that a thing

there is

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THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION TO ME

I have a squish on many actors 

wait whAT

My nickname in high school was squishy

is this why I only ever had friends in high school and maybe like 2 girlfriends??

You had friends in high school??

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nennanen:

wow oops the sequel

nennanen:

wow oops the sequel

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londonprophecy:

mitmunk:

Our BIONIC leggings in black. Both the kids have a pair they absolutely love. Get yours at Mitmunk on Etsy.

I wish my legs weren’t as chubby so I could wear these :c

You should wear them anyway because they’re rad af and you’ll look too fly <33

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staystronghopeiscoming:

i-just-have-a-difference:

I love you

Stay strong, i love you all

&lt;33 

staystronghopeiscoming:

i-just-have-a-difference:

I love you

Stay strong, i love you all

<33 

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